<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="WordPress/2.9.1" -->
<rss version="0.92">
<channel>
	<title>The Derelict Gunslinger</title>
	<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com</link>
	<description>John Camp's online home</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:59:58 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs>
	<language>en</language>
	
	<item>
		<title>NEWT GINGRICH&#8217;S FATAL ATTRACTION</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the most jolting scenes I can recall seeing in a theater was Glenn Close&#8217;s leap from a bathtub after being drowned—seemingly—by Michael Douglas in the 1987 movie, Fatal Attraction. Serial adulterer Newt Gingrich must love the scene. Horny husband Dan has a weekend fling with co-worker Alec while his wife and six year old child [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/02/01/newt-gingrichs-fatal-attraction/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>IF OBAMA IS A MUSLIM, WHERE DO I JOIN?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know for sure if President Obama prays to Jesus, Allah or some other Deity. Regardless, his prayers are answered. Just look at what is happening in the Republican presidential primary race. If it keeps up, no candidate will be left standing when the 2012 Republican National Convention convenes August 27th in Tampa, Florida.
And even if Newt Gingrich or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/01/24/if-obama-is-a-muslim-where-do-i-join/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>IF YOU CAN&#8217;T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE BEDROOM</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Actually, Harry S Truman said, &#8220;Get out of the kitchen.&#8221; Though not original, the old adage has regularly been attibuted to the late President. I believe, however, that my slightly altered version applies in the case of serial adulterer Newt Gingrich.
The disgraced former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representives went ballistic when questioned at the beginning of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/01/20/if-you-cant-take-the-heat-get-out-of-the-bedroom/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>HOW TEXANS TEASE THE NEWS MEDIA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CNN devoted five minutes Wednesday morning to analyzing the moronic views on international affairs expressed by Texas Governor Rick Perry, the man hired by the Republican Party to bring comic relief to endless televised debates preceding the eventual coronation of an animated mannequin to oppose Barack Obama in the November elections.  CNN&#8217;s pundits were pondering Perry&#8217;s ignorant remarks about cutting off foreign aid to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/01/18/how-texans-tease-the-news-media/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>THE SELF-DECEPTION OF POLITICIANS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most politicians live in a fantasy land. Witness the presidential campaign of Texas Governor Rick Perry. Or for that matter, his most ardent supporter—Louisiana Governor Bobby (Smarty Pants) Jindal, who was among the first to endorse the leader of his neighboring state, and may be the last to leave Perry&#8217;s rapidly sinking ship. More accurately, an uncrowded row [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/01/11/the-self-deception-of-politicians/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>THE NATION&#8217;S MOST ENDURING PRACTICAL JOKE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gotcha! Again!
For forty years, Iowa voters have suckered news media political pundits and reporters into freezing their butts off while travelling the farmlands in pursuit of presidential wannabes. Fortunately, I spent only a couple of days in the state—dispatched by CNN in the 1996 campaign to do a one-on-one interview with GOP Senator Bob Dole as part of an in-depth [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2012/01/04/the-nations-most-enduring-practical-joke/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>THE GOP&#8217;S SITUATIONAL CHRISTIANS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time a year again when part time Christians whine about Christ being taken out of Christmas. Where are these folks the rest of the year? With a few exceptions, the &#8220;Christian&#8221; right has been absent while Democrats attempt to chase the money changers from the temples of Wall Street and/or offer crumbs to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2011/12/21/the-gops-situational-christians/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>WHO THE HELL WANTS NEWS IN A NEWSCAST?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beginning in late February, I will be leading an adult LSU Continuing Education class titled From Watergate to Muffingate. Less mysterious than the title is the subject matter—what happened to television news?
Since the classes are designed for the 50 and older demographic, the collective memory of most participants will have been exposed to the &#8220;good old [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.derelictgunslinger.com/blog/2011/12/14/who-the-hell-wants-news-in-a-newscast/</link>
			</item>
</channel>
</rss>

