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“THE REVEREND” GLENN BECK IS A DISC JOCKEY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

“Doctor” Glenn Beck’s so-called Restoring Honor rally falls into the category of “no harm, no foul.” Playing the role of Martin Luther King in white face, Beck and his featured speaker, Sarah Palin, steered clear of politics Saturday by supporting God, the military, America and mom’s apple pie.

Crowd estimates ranged from 75,000 to half the population of the United States, depending on the politics of the people making the estimate. An airborne crowd count commissioned by CBS News settled on a figure of 87,000. But we all know about the liberal leaning network. After all, its chief anchor, Katie Couric, asked Governor Palin all those slanted questions about the newspapers and magazines she read, and the most important U.S. Supreme Court decisions. What did Ms. Couric think she was doing, judging a beauty queen pageant. Obviously, the CBS estimate was wrong.

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A Washington Post columnist described the turnout as the whitest crowd ever assembled on the mall at the Lincoln Memorial. But again, the damn liberal media will say anything—even going so far as to report facts. Tea Partiers, Beck supporters and my right-wing family members are sure to point out that there were a few black faces at the rally. But in a crowd of 87,000, there were probably a few space aliens. Or at least people who believed they were from different planets, or after a few minutes of conversation about President Obama, judged to be from outer space.

The “few” African Americans attending the rally included a niece of Martin Luther King—a “white sheep” of the King family, perhaps. Having her speak was a blatant attempt to excuse Beck’s despicable decision to hold the event on the date of Martin Luther King’s ”I have a dream” speech 47 years earlier. Beck, a self-proclaimed historian, claims the choice of the date was an accident. But he modestly declares the accident was the work of God. Thus, with the acquiescence of the Lord, “Martin Luther Beck” tried to appropriate the civil rights crusade of Dr. King. For Beck to align himself with King is an insult to the memory and sacrifice of the civil rights leader during a volatile time his American history.  

I have to give credit, though to the former rock and roll disc jockey. He has gigantic cojones. Too bad his brain doesn’t match. He has aptly described himself as a “rodeo clown,” saying in effect that people who believe his rants need to have their heads examined. Hopefully, ambulance chasing psychiatrists took him at his word and passed out business cards during the rally.

Although Glenn Beck pissed off a lot of people simply by being Glenn Beck, he caused no great harm over the weekend. Indeed, he may have inspired a few people to go to church on Sunday. But being Glenn, he couldn’t rest on his laurels. In a Fox “News” interview following the rally, he offered his views on President Obama’s Christianity. He described Obama’s beliefs as “liberation” theology—the oppressor against the victim. I thought the New Testament was about liberation from Old Testament oppressiveness. But what do I know? I’m a Presbyterian.

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Admittedly, I don’t possess the high fallutin background of Glenn Beck, who holds a distinguished honorary Doctorate in Humanities from the late Jerry Falwell’s prestigious Liberty University—one of the nation’s beacons of bigotry. And I have to also keep in mind that “Doctor” Beck is the President of his own university (by the way, I haven’t seen the pre-season football ranking of Beck University’s football team).

However, one aspect of  ”Doctor” Beck’s résumé makes me curious about his mental machinations. As a Mormon, why would he question the Christianity of another believer. I have nothing against the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The denomination engages in noble outreach. However, its doctrine has regularly been criticized by mainline religious leaders who question its Christian roots. LDS was founded in 1830 in upstate New York by Joseph Smith, an early abolitionist of slavery, as well as a polygamist. And throughout the church’s history, Mormons have been identified with plural marriage, a practice that was abandoned many years ago. Polygamy is now limited to small Mormon splinter groups. 

The Mother Church, however, has been criticized for its views on civil rights. Until 1978,  blacks were prohibited from entering the priesthood or even participating in LDS ceremonies. More recently, the church was sharply criticized for secret funding the campaign in support of California’s Proposition 8, the controversial measure banning gay marriage. Because of the church’s sensitivity to public perceptions and misconceptions, it seems odd that Beck questions Obama’s faith. But Beck is odd and apparently never read the Biblical verse, Judge not lest ye be judged.

What a waste a time writing about Beck. I need more self-control. Actually, I intended to skip the subject of Beck’s weekend rally entirely. But since the mainstream media tends to forget that he is nothing more than an ex-disc jockey, who struck gold by exploiting the anxieties of people too lazy to do their own thinking, I figured that I—a failed disc jockey and former mediocre talk show host—should at least remind readers of his credentials. Or lack thereof.

And besides, I didn’t want to disappoint right-wing family members. They believe I dislike the mad “doctor,” which is not even close to being true. How could I not love a guy who gives me so much material to fill the blog?

My memoir, Odyssey of a Derelict Gunslinger, is available at amazon.com and independent bookstores. It offers much more than $19.99 worth of laughs. The book is an account of my illustrious (I choose the adjectives) career.

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DR. GLENN BECK’S LATEST FOLLY

Well, it only stands to reason that Dr. Glenn Beck has decided to establish his own university. After all, he is now the distinguished owner of an honorary doctorate degree bestowed on him by the late Jerry Falwell’s prestigious Liberty University.

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Beck University is only taking baby steps in the beginning while waiting for accreditation by the American Association of Public Affairs Embeciles (AAPAE). On-line classes begin with three professors, including the Chairman of LSU’s political science department, James Stoner. According to the Baton Rouge Advocate, Dr. Stoner is an avowed conservative, who has spoken to tea partiers about constitutional issues. He compared his Beck University lectures to guest appearances on the Comedy Channel’s Daily Show by prominent educators, politicians and authors. Stoner said his lectures would be devoted to educating students on matters relating to the U.S. Constitution. He has written extensively on the subject.

A pro-family activist and an expert on business affairs are also early recruits for Beck University’s faculty. I have a couple of suggestions for other faculty members. Brother Jimmy Lee Swaggart would be an excellent selection for a class titled, “Tears and Sobs on Demand.” And how about a class called, “Ten Ways to Escape a Straight Jacket”. Neither of the two subjects are offered by other colleges, although I must admit that I have failed to check the curriculum of Liberty University.

Dr. Beck’s “institution of higher learning” will not award credits for its classes. But the scam…oops, I meant to say tuition is a bargain—$75.00 a year or $45.00 for six months. Students will receive either an education or an indoctrination. And despite Dr. Glenn’s racism, I’m reasonably certain Beck University has an open door policy. But as a precautionary measure, African Americans, Hispanics and Muslims should mark “No Preference” when questioned about race and/or religion.

Seriously, folks, I can’t decide if Glenn Beck is the craziest son-of-a-bitch on radio and television or the smartest con man since the days of P.T. Barnum whose famous quote, “There’s a sucker born every minute” is personified by a large segment of Beck fans. Glenn never misses an opportunity to exploit his celebrity to earn a few bucks. In addition to radio and TV shows, he writes barely coherent books, does live video appearances carried in movie theaters at jacked-up admission prices, and he merchandises lunacy in every forum he can find.

I suspected for a longtime that Beck fans were in on the joke—that they really didn’t take his ramblings seriously. But he is the guy who claims to have started the tea party movement. And the folks shouting about taking back their government are deadly serious. Thankfully, it has failed to grow beyond the size of the Ross Perot base, if that big. November will tell the tale of the tea party’s influence on elections. Actually, a couple of the candidates they support are eligible to share a padded cell with Dr. Beck. But you never know the mood of voters.

I hate to use this cliché because people will think it is autobiographical, but “Ignorance is bliss.” For anyone that doesn’t get it, my middle name is Bliss. I was named after my paternal grandfather and don’t have a clue of its origin. I like to state that the name reflects the ecstasy of my wives—or should I say wife. The other two kicked my sorry ass out. Read all about it my book. But I digress.

Anyway, our nation has dumbed down—thanks in large part to television. Part of the blissful ignorance that has swept the country is a result of laziness. People don’t take the time to read newspapers, magazines or do a little research on the Internet to determine the truth of fables spread by Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Keith Olberman and a whole slew of propagandists on the left and right. Like hogs at the trough, they consume whatever is fed to them.

Consequently, politicians treat voters like simpletons. Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen wrote this week about his surprise in learning that a U.S. Senator with a dumb-downed commercial was in fact a pretty smart guy.

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In an era when the Internet puts news and background at our finger tips, it is distressing to know that so many people live twitter lives. If Beck University is to succeed, its founder may need to reduce class time to 140 characters.  

My memoir, Odyssey of a Derelict Gunslinger, is available at amazon.com and independent bookstores. It offers much more than $19.99 worth of laughs. The book is an account of my illustrious (I choose the adjectives) career.